Man Follows An Ironic Gesture Of Literally Splitting Everything In Half After His Divorce

Divorce settlements can be both emotionally and financially painful as the two estranged partners are forced to split their belonging 50/50. This man from Germany was clearly pissed off and wanted to tell his ex-wife named Laura just what he thinks of her, by literally cutting all of their belongings in half! Quite an unambiguous and ironic gesture, isn’t it?

At the end of the day, we can also add in awe that the man is very experienced with the power tools that he has, as he has done a very good job at methodically and neatly destroying all their stuff. Everything, from their teddy bear to their couch to their car, has been neatly sliced in half and his half is now up for sale on the online auction site – eBay. With each item there is also a bitter but funny writeup in Germany detailing how the courts ordered him to ‘split’ their belongings while suggesting that his ex-wife had been unfaithful.

Presumably, there is a rather upset woman in Germany named Laura trying to figure out what to do with her half of stuff.

Check out the items that were placed on eBay along with their bitter but funny notes below.

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“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly.”

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“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”


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“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch”

half of everything 4

“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half”

half of everything 5

“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”

half of everything 6

“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work”

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“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”

half of everything 8

“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music”

half of everything 9

“The chairs are super as an art installation”

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“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers”

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“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”

Check out the video of the “splitting” below.

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